No More Questions

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As a twenty something, college graduate it's inevitable I am going to get asked the "life"questions. What do you do? What do you want to do? Did you graduate from college? What's your major? Are you going to go back to school because what are you going to do with that major? Do you have a boyfriend? You don't have a boyfriend, why not? Do you like boys? These are the types of questions I get on a daily basis. These are probably some of the most annoying questions ever to be asked! Yes, complete stranger I would like to go into the woe is me tales of why I graduated 2 years ago and am still working a front desk job. That sounds like a nice out of the blue subject I'd like to tackle today. Trust me, do you think if I had everything figured out I'd still be working a front desk customer service job? No, I'd be doing something else. But the job market is crap and I'm still completely undecided on what I would like to do every day of my life for the next 40 years. So please stop asking. While you may think you're just making conversation, I actually get extremely uncomfortable and want to crawl out of my own skin. I know what you're going to ask me and I don't have answers. So now I'm going to have to explain myself, opening myself up to your judgy eyes. My hope is that people will start asking me questions that are a bit more relevant and less philosophical. For example, How did I get my hair to look that awesome today? Or What did you think of last night's episode of Sons of Anarchy? Or who do I think will win the AL East this year? (For the record I will always say the dynasty that is the New York Yankees.) So far now on these are the only questions you will get an answer to. Oh the "life" question you asked, I'm pretending it didn't happen.