I'm Crazy, in My Sleep at Least

I have some of the craziest dreams. It's nothing new. Sometimes they are funny crazy and sometimes they are Law & Order crazy. Seriously, I could write some amazing episodes for that show with what my mind thinks up while I'm unconscious. Last night was a funny crazy. I had a dream that I was back in college and living in a dorm. I was playing softball again and I had gotten myself into some deep trouble by purposefully stepping on an opponents hand in metal cleats. I was working my butt off to get back into my coach's good graces. I also had a beefcake, blonde boyfriend who played football (so not my style.) He liked to used steroids to improve his game. He purchased said steroids off of a girl with Downs syndrome (Becky from Glee.) Also, his coaches thought I was a bad influence on him because I found out he was using steroids and buying them off a girl with Downs so I broke up with him. When I broke up with him he decided to quit using and his performance slipped a bit. Which his coaches blamed on me since they thought it was a result of the break up because they didn't know about the steroids. My mind is a crazy, adventure land.  

Picture something similar to Lattimer in The Program (everydayshouldbesaturday.com)

More Lattimer from The Program (Pitofhorror.com)

Becky from Glee aka the drug dealer (gleeksource.com)