Introducing The Officer

Today, I am introducing an old friend from my days at bible school who will I will be referring to as The Officer. Back in the day we were as thick as thieves and partners in crime.  We lived a couple of doors down from each other in the dorm. The Officer is quite the stereotype. She's an ex-softball player, lesbian, who is now a police officer and once had a stint as a construction worker. She's coming into town tonight to stay for the weekend for a surprise birthday party for The Asian Sensation. The Asian Sensation is also an old friend from my bible school days who just moved back to the area. So tonight there will be a lot of old friends getting together to celebrate and catch up. My liver is already dreading tomorrow. I'll keep you all updated on how it goes if I survive. 

Pics of me and The Officer from back in the day.