Douchey

In a douche move some of Justin Timberlake's friends videotaped homeless people wishing him and his wife a happy wedding day. Clearly in an ironic take on these people's misfortunes. I hope that his friends at least paid these people to be on camera or at least gave them something to eat. 

Check out a full article below. 
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24981/Justin-Timberlake%E2%80%99s-friends-mock-homeless-people-in-wedding-video
Watch the video below.
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/10/justin-timberlake-and-jessica-biel-wedding-video-mocks-homeless-in-la.html

Pic from Perez

Weekend Wrap-Up

I had a very busy, fun filled weekend. Friday night I went to Michael's, Kohl's, and Hy-Vee. On Saturday I had to work for 2 hours. Then Lulu and I went out for lunch. We went to El Sombrero, home of the sombrero. It's a hole in the wall Mexican place. It was very good and cheap. I'll definitely be going back. Especially on a Thursday when they have margaritas for 99 cents. I also got my cartilage re pierced on Saturday which I drug Lulu to to make sure I didn't turn out butch. Later that evening I went to a wedding. It was a lovely wedding and the bride's dress was beautiful. After the wedding I went to a Halloween party where I was Miss Canada. I wore flannel, a tiara, snow boots and a sash that said Miss Canada. That is my back-up costume as this year's costume is not ready yet. On Sunday I did some outlet shopping. I got new khakis, jeans and a designer purse. The purse was $160 off the original retail price. I also got a sweet blinged out lanyard for work. Then I went over to my parents' house for pizza where there was enough to feed a small army. It was delicious especially since there was taco pizza. I had an awesome weekend. Now I have 3 days of work before I start a 4 day weekend filled with more awesomeness. I'm going to see The Officer where shenanigans are sure to happen.

Taco Pizza.  (source)

It's Freaking Frito Pie Day!

I woke up knowing today was going to be a good day and I was right. Firstly, it was Frito Pie day in the cafeteria at work. Some of my co-workers didn't know what Frito Pie was so I had to educate. For those of you unfortunate souls that don't know what Frito Pie is, it's a bed of Fritos, topped with chili, which is then topped with cheese. Simple and delicious.

Frito Pie ((source)

I was so hyped up from the awesomeness of Frito Pie day that was having problems focusing and reigning my excitement back in. I just couldn't help myself. I also got all of my materials together to have a friend of mine sew together my Halloween costume. There will be pictures once it's completed. I got to go to a different facility today for work. It's always nice to switch it up. When I was on my to the other facility I got to go through a roundabout. I love those things. I may go through them a couple of times before I proceed. 

A Roundabout (source)

Also, I'm going to Michael's after work to get some crafting supplies. I've had a great Friday and have more fun plans for this weekend. Awesome kick-start to this weekend!

Shame in the Bronx

I am a huge New York Yankees fan. Always have been. I know coming out as one will make me more hated than gay atheist who does nothing but talk politics but it I am what I am. I do; however, harbor a strong hatred for Alex Rodriguez. He is not a Yankee. He does not embody the character of a Yankee. He should not get the honor of wearing those famous pinstripes. His shenanigans during the first game of the ALCS proves that. You can read the whole story here or just continue reading for my cliff notes version. Basically, A-Rod found it appropriate to hit on some woman during the game by sending a baseball with a note on it while she watched the game in the stands. Man he is sleazy. I hope he gets ran out of the Bronx. That would totally make my day.

Inappropriate. (yahoo)

Lace Up Dropped

I forgot to write about this last week when it came out but better late then never. MGK (Machine Gun Kelly) dropped his debut album Lace Up last Tuesday. You should buy it and you can do so here, here, and here.

MGK's Debut Album Lace Up (Target)

I Accept That

So it's official. After getting a total of 12 hours of sleep over 4 days, it caught up to me. I get really hot while still feeling cold and I have a constant sharp pain behind my right eye. I'm accepting and acknowledging the fact that I may be a little sick. Now I just need to fight back.

Helllooooo Venus!

Walton Goggins guest starred on this week's episode of Sons of Anarchy. He's a tremendous actor who currently plays Boyd on Justified but also as appeared on The Shield. Goggins played a transgender prostitute named Venus Van Damme on who helps them with a blackmail scheme. He was awesome and whomever the make up artist was that did his boobs should really win an award. They were so realistic. Goggins played "The Belle who does not tell" hilariously perfect. I couldn't stop giggling the entire time. Seriously, I was like a 12 year old boy who just saw a pair of boobs for the first time. 

The Belle who does not tell (source)

Venus Van Damme (source)

Jonesing

I had to close at work last night and had an early morning dentist appointment today. Which equals no sleep for Jess. Knowing this was going to happen I made preparations to be caffeinated. Well, I over did it. I can't stop shaking, I can't sit still, or focus. I'm normal, I'm normal, then oh shiny object. It's not pretty. Like a crackhead jonesing for their next hit. 

This is how I feel today. (source)

Birthday Weekend Extravaganza

My gift from my co-worker pixie and her husband. 

Well I turned 25 over the weekend and did so in style. Friday at work I hosted a 15 minute glow stick rave in one of the conference rooms. We danced with our glow sticks to techno music while eating candy. You had to have a Disney princess tattoo to get in. I was personally rocking Flounder on my left wrist, Belle on my right forearm and Lumier on my right hand. It was lots of fun. Easily, top 5 of best ideas I've ever had. Saturday day (my actual birthday) I hung out with my family. My Mom, The Sergeant and I went out and about. We did a little shopping, had lunch and stopped by a festival downtown. That night I went out to Houlihan's with friends and co-workers. We all know I love this place for the 1-Liter pitcher of flavored Long Islands. Raspberry is normally my favorite but I think the Melon may have surpassed it Saturday night. If you ever go I recommend the Truck Stop Fries (they covered in a chipotle cheese sauce) and the Jumbo Stuffed 'Shrooms. They are delicious. The Nachos are also phenomenal. From there a few us went to some hole in the wall close to the University campus where I proceeded to help end a relationship. Accidentally, of course. My bad. I had a great time and really appreciate all of the people who took the time to wish me a happy birthday and/or came out to celebrate with me. Here's to another year of Jess, Cheers!

Most fun gift ever from my co-worker JJ.

HOme Wrecking

I know I'm a little late to this game but I keep seeing it everywhere so I felt the need to comment on it. Jason Aldean, a country music star cheated on his wife with an American Idol castoff named Brittany Kerr. He is 100% in the wrong. He's a married man and should never be canoodling with a woman who is not his wife no matter how intoxicated he is. He has since apologized for his behavior saying he embarrassed himself and his family. You can read his complete apology here. Like I said, he his completely accountable for his actions. Now let's move on to Ms. Kerr. She apologized for the part she played in this scandal as well. Saying it was a complete lack in judgment and not a true representation of her character. So she's saying hooking up with a married man is not normal for her. Sure doesn't seem that way considering his wedding ring was clearly visible in the pictures. Makes his hard to believe her when I know she knows who he is and that he's been married and married for a while. Plus, she has a case of Carrie Underwood bitch face which makes me dislike her just for that. While I clearly hold him to be the worse out of the two, I don't feel like she can justify it. No matter who a dude is, how famous, how rich, how hot, how into you he is, how into him you are, if he is married he is off limits. You can check out all the pictures here.

Shame (TMZ.com)

That's Sad

Guess she forgot about this. (snarkfood.com)

I just read in this from US Weekly that Rihanna was spotted making out with Chris Brown in an NYC night club. I just find it sad. Sad that she continues to go to back to him. If she wants to forgive him for bashing her face in then that's her choice. Forgiveness can be very powerful for people of abuse. However, just because she forgives him does not mean she has to associate with him. The fact that she continues to be around him shows what she thinks of herself. Abused women typically go back to their abusers because they feel that's what they deserve. They feel they deserve the abusive love and cannot do any better. I can't ever imagine feeling so poorly of myself that I felt I could do no better than the man who frequently beat me.I pray my self esteem never hits that kind of low. The kind of low were I find it acceptable for someone to put their hands on me. I haven't  supported anything of Chris Brown's since he was arrested in 2009. I cannot condone his actions that night or his actions after. He has continued to have childish outbursts while showing no remorse. I will never support anything he's involved in. I will no longer be supporting anything of Rihanna's either because I find her actions deplorable especially since young women look up to her. They look up to her and see her doing these things with Brown and think it's okay to silence themselves and go back to their abusers. Makes me wonder if the next time Chris Brown loses his temper and lashes out at her by raising his hand to her if she will finally get. My guess is she won't. 

Well, I Survived

Saturday night's outing was a success. The Officer and I met up for dinner at our favorite hibachi chop chop restaurant before we headed downtown for the birthday festivities for the Asian Sensation. It had been a long time since I ate there and it was still just as delicious. We headed over a watering hole next where we met up with everyone. There were 7 us there and we all went to a bible school together. We then walked a few blocks to the next stop that has live music. Can't say it's my favorite place but it wasn't that bad this time around. Maybe it just depends on the company you keep or the number of drinks you consume. After closing time we grabbed something to eat before we crashed at local hotel since most of the girls were coming in from out of town. If you are going to partake in adult activities you need to do so responsibly. Just like we did. I had a great time. It was awesome to see those girls again because it's been 5 years since I've seen some of them. I vote we don't take another 5 years to do this again.

Me and The Officer

Group Photo

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